Dillon/Dorn/Park's Dad, as a fellow carb-aware annoying person, I'm appalled. Any of us who have underwent a hotness journey have been guilty of removing the bun and fork and knifing it or doing exactly what you described. But the question posed to you was not, "How you fellas take an unhealthy meal and make it just a little less unhealthy?" The questions was, "What is your piece of shit meal?" You answered the former. Taking the bun off of a burger is really not that crazy. It's less. crazy to get it lettuce-wrapped. But a "piece of shit meal" has no room for your carb-conscious bullshit. If you truly felt like a piece of shit (I know you used to be a piece of shit, but you're not anymore), you wouldn't care what was going down, just that it had even a 1% chance of making the feeling go away. You took something that people hold sacred and made it suck. Because the piece of shit meal isn't just an attempt at a hangover cure, it's a step back into our own piece of shit pasts. Back when a greasy hangover piece of shit meal was almost a weekend morning ritual. Next time you truly feel like a piece of shit, let go a little. It doesn't come around as often as we get older, so embrace it and remember the past. Thanks and GOGS
Still can’t believe that guy who was in “The Rookie” goes hands on the meat. How’s he supposed to throw a baseball after that?
Dave always gets me fired the hell up for the weekend
PSA for everyone. Carbs are not bad for you! Assuming they are whole foods and not heavily processed that is
Dillon/Dorn/Park's Dad, as a fellow carb-aware annoying person, I'm appalled. Any of us who have underwent a hotness journey have been guilty of removing the bun and fork and knifing it or doing exactly what you described. But the question posed to you was not, "How you fellas take an unhealthy meal and make it just a little less unhealthy?" The questions was, "What is your piece of shit meal?" You answered the former. Taking the bun off of a burger is really not that crazy. It's less. crazy to get it lettuce-wrapped. But a "piece of shit meal" has no room for your carb-conscious bullshit. If you truly felt like a piece of shit (I know you used to be a piece of shit, but you're not anymore), you wouldn't care what was going down, just that it had even a 1% chance of making the feeling go away. You took something that people hold sacred and made it suck. Because the piece of shit meal isn't just an attempt at a hangover cure, it's a step back into our own piece of shit pasts. Back when a greasy hangover piece of shit meal was almost a weekend morning ritual. Next time you truly feel like a piece of shit, let go a little. It doesn't come around as often as we get older, so embrace it and remember the past. Thanks and GOGS